I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass
it was a challenge
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release
you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
The RT/AH fandom is slowly taking over more and more tumblr posts and I love it
Okay, seriously. Who is Gavin?
let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho
Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.