Tweets

    clacl:

    purrityring:

    momofficial:

    SNAILS EAT WORMS

    why yes they do

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    and it’s fucking terrifying

    It’s like straight sex

    i found out what a 420 is you are all going to hell

    (Source: breakfastburritoe)

    confidence is my last name. very is my first.

    (Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic)

    nosdrinker:

    Avril Lavigne said “lololol” in an official press release

    nonymoose:

    canaydian:

    you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man

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    (Source: canaydian)


    rebornica:

    coll-of-the-haunted:

    alloverthegaf:

    The RT/AH fandom is slowly taking over more and more tumblr posts and I love it

    Okay, seriously. Who is Gavin?

    144cm:

    let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

    *new follower*
    Fuk is u
    *looks at tagged/me*
    O shit wassup tho

    (Source: sosabae)

    Anonymous asked:
    Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

    jackballs:

    flamingno:

    jackballs:

    I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

    it was a challenge