Tweets

    almyro:

    we need a deadpool marvel movie

    (Source: personal-writer-for-el-blanco)

    foodtrucker:

    I was born at an incredibly young age

    (Source: foodtrucker)


    foshoitsnikki:

    He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

    (Source: ruinedchildhood)

    owlwright:

    me: *drinks water* health god


    sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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    I am crying I love this too much

    (Source: brokenimagephotos)

    nietzscheisdead:

    tankmonster:

    nietzscheisdead:

    can’t stop smoking? try these healthy alternatives!:

    •  constantly carry a package of twenty tiny cobs of corn in your pocket. when you want to smoke, eat a tiny corn cob!

    what

    eat a tiny corn cob

    (Source: gorebitch666)


    micdotcom:

    55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

    Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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    (Source: hooddoggy)


    empress-of-derp:

    onlyblackgirl:

    foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

    Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

    That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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